The Legend of the First Wifey

Well as I mentioned in other post I had three wifey's. This is all a running inside joke referring to the people I was married to on Facebook while we all were going through our single life and didn't want to be left out. Well this lady in the pictures is the first wifey I ever had. She is also the first person I immediately became super close to in a day and also the first to write a blog with. We met in English class on the second day when we sat next to each other and from that day on we never stopped talking and agreed to be roommates in Spring. If I had a twin sister she would be the closest thing to it. We share the same perverted mind, the same useless humor and the unfailing ability to always seem to get into trouble. She was one of the few girls I had meant that was in love with horror films as much as I was and lets not forget...our amazing love for Dexter...and the "doll". haha

We have so many memories but I am only going to share a few. First is the day she brought home Bunny-Smells-So-Good. This amazing little fluff ball of a stuffed animal was given to me at one of my darkest hours when I was feeling down and out. It also happened to be around Easter, hence the adorable little bunny. However,  I'm sure you are wondering how he got his name. Well as my wifey was driving to my house to give him to me, she happened to be at a stop light and while reading the tag realized that he a chocolate scented bunny. In her amazement she lifted him to her nose and inhaled, yet unaware of her surroundings she looked over with the bunny's ass still at her nose and a couple in the car next to her were staring  in utter shock. Hence, the name Bunny-Smells-So-Good.

My second favorite memory is the day we came up with the blog idea. Being that neither of us knew how to keep our mouths shut and stop our crude thoughts and jokes from streaming out, we got into trouble a lot. Well we happened to be talking. loudly, about sexual favors and how her height was perfect for certain someones. I happened to look up and this guy in front of us was staring and laughing at our conversation. Well of course we were mortified but instead of causally playing it off, we screamed and giggled like little girls and turned our backs hoping he would leave. When we both thought it was safe we turned around, the man had move farther away but had still not turned the corner and this time fell on the ground laughing. We joined in the laughter as well as falling to the ground holding our stomachs. That was probably one of the best times I have ever had.

I love you Wifey.

Quote of the Day:
“Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart”- Eleanor Roosevelt